transnatural au Sam and Dean never came out to each other so when dean shows up at Sam’s apartment with a fresh haircut, no tits, and shitty facial hair and Sam has long hair, tits, and is clean shaven, they just. stare at each other for a like five whole minutes. and then Dean is like “nice boobs. hey is this your boyfriend? he’s hot. dude, you’re hot. And you’re way outta my sister’s league. I’m Dean ;)” and jesse is like “Sam I thought you said you had a sister??” And Sam is like “well. Yea. I did. But uh, guess not? this is Dean. Apparently.” And Dean is like “yup! Anyway, Dad’s missing :-)” and Sam is like “ugh, again?” and Jesse is like What The Fuck Is Going On In Here
(via rockingthegraveyard)