trans friend groups are so funny because everyone’s names make them sound like the most regular person you’ll ever meet or an evil wizard and there’s no inbetween
trans friend groups be like this is james and amy and this is xythan and bermuda triangle (we call them B.T. for short)
there are only two genders: “i just want a normal name that fits me” and “if you’re going to change your name anyway, why on earth would you NOT change it to Captain Neptuna Fortuna Vacuuma III?”