one time we were camping at night and I noticed my dad swiping mosquitoes out of the air with his bare hand and popping them in his mouth and I was like hey dad what’re you doing and he said “they won’t bite me if they think I’m their predator”
i think mosquito dad should be in the dsm all by himself. and toothbrush dad just really cares about you, he’s just very bad at showing it
