A drunk guy at work kept pulling on the push door and couldn’t figure out why it wouldn’t open so he decided perhaps the bright red latch to the right of the door was the answer but the bright red latch was in fact the fire alarm.
I assume the door did open after that. The tragedy of drunken plans is not that they don’t work, it’s how they do.
It didn’t actually, there’s no button or mechanism to open the door except just… pushing it. It’s very obviously a push door. In fact one of the line cooks LEFT THE KICTHEN to open the door and shoo him out.
See? Pull red switch -> summon door wizard -> success.
You know what you have a point
(via lurkerviolin)