Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg
When i had breast reduction surgery, i got into the OR and got put on this table that looked like a flat crucifix (arms out so they could get to the girls), and i said ‘god, don’t nail me down’
they put the mask on my face and the nurse said ‘no jesus treatment today’
and the last thing i said to her was ‘jesus with some big ass titties’ and then passed out.
The one time I got put under I dreamed of Rick Astley singing next to my bad while playing the ukulele and woke up singing Never Gonna Give You Up at the top of my lungs to the amusement of the ENTIRE WING
