modern witcher au where geralt is still a witcher and yennefer is still a sorceress
but jaskier is a magician. yenn and geralt have NO IDEA how he does magic. they know it’s not real. they know there’s a trick. but they can’t figure it out and it pisses them off
jaskier: is this your card?
yennefer: how the fuck did you do that? you HAVE to be using magic
geralt, clutching his medallion: he’s?? not??
(via lurkerviolin)