she wants to meet her fate but travel by free will

Anonymous asked:

i served cunt at a funeral today

reallyreallyreallytrying:

i don’t know why people send me stuff like this. i’m happy for you, or condolences. it’s none of my business

karykeion:

I’m not chronically ill myself but I do have it on good authority that “well, you’re clearly incredibly unwell, but all 58 of the tests we’ve run on you have indicated that there’s nothing wrong with you” is pretty much The Experience of having an autoimmune disease, so good on Seward for actually following up and trying to figure out what’s wrong with Lucy rather than shrugging and leaving her to sort out her myalgic draculomyelitis by herself

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himbofisher:

himbofisher:

it’s fucking hilarious that hudson mohawke is getting caught up in all this just because some redditor spent two years fucking to a weird track he put out 11 years ago

fair play, he’s taking advantage of the newfound attention to promote his new album lmfao

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beesmygod:

beesmygod:

unrelated but one of the bad fanfiction lines that has been trapped in my head for LITERALLY 22 years was a beauty and the beast fanfic in which belle said “be careful, im a virgin in my vagina”. this has been on the tip of my tongue threatening to burst out of my mouth for decades

this one is SOOOO  good thank for you sharing. im going to be thinking about po’s honda civic too now

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soapkid:

hegurgurk:

are you a pumpkin . because oh my gourd

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papayajuan2019:

Study Finds Bruh Moments Are Increasing At An Alarming Rate

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ciarakaye:

blueinaseaofred:

reasoncourt:

reasoncourt:

reasoncourt:

it’s settled

can’t say i’m not enjoying the leo slander on my tl rn

HELP 💀

PLEASE even the Oklahoma wildlife department is getting in on it 😭

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vardasvapors:

i hope ebony dark’ness dementia raven way, age 33, is enjoying the my chemical romance comeback and live tour,

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death2america:

radiofreederry:

You gotta love the New York Times

I read this article and one basis of their argument is that it’s good because people help each other and feel closer to each other. Um yeah that’s great and all except it’s happening because they’re fucking fighting for their lives which is not exactly the magic of friendship in my opinion.

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brosetv:

rue-bennett:

help

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penny-anna:

randox-talore:

penny-anna:

jasontoddsguns:

Shazam, a supposedly magic immortal being of unknown origin: kinda pops off ngl

Batman, a father of 6: (narrows eyes in suspicion) yes…indeed it does..

Batman every time Shazam makes a teen reference: -_-

Shazam every time Batman understands one of his teen references: -_-

The rest of the league comes to the conclusion that Batman is actually a 14-year old edgelord masquerading as an adult.

They’re only half-right, of course.

the league come to the conclusion that Batman is obviously a teenager masquerading as an adult and Shazam is obviously a dad. 

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alex2xander:

I dont know who needs to hear this

But I sure did:

You can and absolutely should modify the chore/self care task if it makes life easier. Sit on the floor while doing laundry. Clean dishes while in a chair. Sit in the shower.

Save your spoons. Accommodate your fatigue rather than fighting it.

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aerial2005mp3download:

“embrace ugliness” sure but why are women’s neutral traits considered ugliness in the first place

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pestopascal:

pestopascal:

do u ever remember that facial expression elizabeth swann pulls when she’s holding out the medallion at the edge of the pearl and ur just like ma’am……

ma’am…..

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